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10/10/2106
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Attention all employees!
sent on 04/10/2106
If you receive a message from an unknown source, especially ones from servers in 88H or 161B, do not engage. We ask that you forward it to ishaan_online immediately and block the user.
Unsure if the message is legitimate? Check for any of the following nouns. If you see these, your account might be in trouble. Again, do not engage.
bloom
window
nomad
entropy
entanglement
liar
shredder
mistake
escape
Beijing office is officially open!
sent on 01/10/2106
We'd like to extend our congratulations to the team in Beijing for officially starting their field research today. Thanks for coming along for the ride, Team 160!
Merch progress update
sent on 20/09/2106
As you all know, we recently rolled out an employees-only test run for LP branded polo shirts. Thank you to everyone who tried them out and submitted feedback to us! We hear you, and are working on making them less tight in the sleeves, as well as finding a different material for the tag.
Our team here in the D.C. office is working on more merch ideas, which, if all goes well, will eventually go public too! We're thinking T-shirts, hoodies, travel posters, and yes... Socks with Ishaan's face on them. (ikr? we got permission from him!!)
Is anyone else getting this bug?
sent on 31/08/2106
I'm getting a weird bug when I look at some read-only archived chats. The send button isn't disabled on them? And if I try to send a message in there, instead of that message getting sent, I get redirected to some weird video from the 2025 youtube servers. I'm sure this is just a bug in the backend somewhere, and I already put a ticket out to IT so they should be aware of it. Just kinda curious if it's happening to anyone else or if it's just me...




